Friday 24th June
And so it is done and the country is suddenly gripped by the fear of the unknown. Radio airwaves are filled with the previously silent angry voices of the prophets of doom and the exit voters are strangely shellshocked and quiet as they realise their symbolic 'bloody nose' to our career politicians actually connected flush on the chin!
Our Prime Minister, dazed, gets up from the canvas but doesn't beat the count.
And this IS democracy! It is and it has happened, simply because more of the people who could be arsed to vote, voted to leave than to stay.
So sleep well everyone tonight and pray that we have the strength and determination to simply make the best of the situation, dust ourselves down, UNITE and hope for strong, fair and forward thinking, honest and enterprising leadership from wherever it may come because at the very least, the one good thing to come from this is that the people have said they will no longer tolerate the cynical, patronising, media trained question dodging bollocks of career politicians who represent themselves and not the people who elected them.